笑话

1.

A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat said, You see how important it is to know a second language. 2.

A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

3.

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow 4.

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom.

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛） them!

5.

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." ” "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" “

"No, but I am always thirsty!"

1.A big mouth

Two men enjoyed talking big.A man said :in my town,there is a man whose head can touch the

Sky.another man cut in with:in my village,i know a man whose mouth can swallow the whole world.But ,where is his body?Asked the former one.I can only see his mouth.replied the latter man.

2.Rain

Two guys enjoyed drinking.while after drinking, they still sat there for a long time.The guest murmured and said:look,it is going to rain.two men replied:oh..how can we leave?we would better stay for a while.The guest said quikly:but now the rain has stopped.the two guys said:pretty goodthat is exactly what we want.uh..where did i said just now?

3.Tall hat

It is well known that flattering is wearing tall hat.once,two students visited their teacher together.The teacher said:today,just being diligent and honest will get nowhere.You need to flatter others.it is of great importance.A man said:No.No,teacher ,most people enjoyed being flattered,there is few people like you .The teacher felt extremely happy.Then,after leaving ,they said to each other;we have already sent a tall hat.